/*
  TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
  Project: Chicago(tm)
  Projected release-date: MAY 1998
  $History$
  */
  /* Include all other release versions, as it's only being 'upgraded' */
  #include "win31.h"
  #include "win95.h"
  #include "evenmore.h"
  #include "oldstuff.h"
  #include "billrulz.h"
  
  /* Make it a hard install */
  #define INSTALL = HARD
  
  /* Declare a BIG value (1600000) */
  char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
  
  
  /* Main code */
  void main()
  
  /* green not crashed */
  {
  while(!CRASHED)
  {
  /* Display things */
  display_copyright_message();
  display_bill_rules_message();
  
  /* Loop do nothing */
  do_nothing_loop();
  
  /* If first time install*/
  if (first_time_installation)
  {
  make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
  do_nothing_loop();
  totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
  
  search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
  
  /* CRASH! */
  hang_system();
  }
  
  /* Do pointless shit */
  write_something(anything);
  display_copyright_message();
  do_nothing_loop();
  do_some_stuff();
  
  /* If not crashed yet */
  if (still_not_crashed)
  {
  
  /* Do more shit */
  display_copyright_message();
  do_nothing_loop();
  basically_run_windows_3.1();
  do_nothing_loop();
  do_nothing_loop();
  }
  }
  
  /* Disable caching */
  if (detect_cache())
  disable_cache();
  
  
  /* Slow down CPU and everything else */
  if (fast_cpu())
  {
  set_wait_states(lots);
  set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
  set_mouse(action, jumpy);
  set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
  }
  
  
  /* Comented out old version messages */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
  printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
  if (system_ok())
  
  /* CRASH! */
  crash(to_dos_prompt);
  else
  
  /* Drop system memory to a huge swap file */
  system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);
  
  
  /* While doing something */
  while(something)
  {
  sleep(5);
  get_user_input();
  sleep(5);
  act_on_user_input();
  sleep(5);
  }
  
  /* CRASH! */
  create_general_protection_fault();
  }